1. Every ~20 s Cipher, the masked hacker cat, breaches a pump.fun launch. It pulls the dev wallet and its age, the wallet that funded it, every other coin it launched, the top 10 holders and how many transactions landed in the launch block.
2. Jev judges it. Jev is TypeSafe's System One model. It doesn't write text; it answers with probabilities: clean, bundled, serial launcher, concentrated or fresh dev, plus a threat score. Counts and ages are worked out in code first.
3. Buy $CIPHERCAT and you're next. Your wallet gets traced within seconds: age, transactions, balance, bags, and the kind of trader Jev thinks you are. You join The Litter as a node; your clearance level is your buy size. Sell and your node goes offline.

+3 min: priority breach of the hottest coin on pump.fun. +2 h: The Litter roll call. +12 h: most wanted, the five riskiest devs of the day breached again.

Theatre. Nothing here is hacked: every byte is public Solana data or pump.fun's public API, read and laid out like an intrusion. A flag is what the data shows, not an accusation. Unofficial, not affiliated with pump.fun or TypeSafe. Not financial advice.